did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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