I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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