So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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