Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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