Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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