Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
