I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
this hospital has no fireball
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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