Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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