Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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