His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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