I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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