So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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