And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
