Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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