32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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