so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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