So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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