Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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