I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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