1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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