He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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