New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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