K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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