508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
