So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
