Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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