I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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