she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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