and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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