No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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