Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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