have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
me + whiskey = a bad person
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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