You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
this will be a night to untag.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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