ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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