Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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