I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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