so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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