i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Can I color on your dick again?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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