i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
