watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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