we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
