Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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