let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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