We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just had sex on a roof
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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