So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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