Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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