Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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