Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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