I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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