Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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