ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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