adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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