We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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