Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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