He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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