the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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