im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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